Okay, so not all of 2014’s offerings were great entertainment. Some were downright atrocious. Here are the movies that make me hurl last year.
5. Let’s Be Cops
Let’s not. A promising comedy turned out to be a total farce. One laugh. So many regrets.
Johnny Depp says he’s retiring soon. Maybe this is why. A sci-fi movie warning us about the negative powers of technology? How original.
3. Draft Day
The only thing worse than the Cleveland Browns is a movie about the Cleveland Browns. This is one pick that I would have definitely traded.
2. Transformers: Age of Extinction
The newest Michael Bay flop looked like a snowglobe of Japan filled with nuts and bolts. A big, jumbled, metallic mess.
For the second year in a row, Arnold Schwarzenegger takes home the top prize. There was only one movie in 2014 that I seriously considered walking out of before it was over. That was “Sabotage.” For a movie that relies on the mystery of its ending, that’s a dooming statement.